Twisted Upside Down

I just thought about something. I was looking at the subtitle of my page and decided to elaborate on it. But, first of all, in order for it to make any sense, you need to understand that I'm a big, big yaoi fan. Yaoi basically means gay. Not porn, definitely not porn, but gay themed with a story. The more english term would be slash. 

So, now that you know that, let me explain one more thing. I hate the Bible! No, wait, let me explain. I do hate the Bible, and I hate the idea of one God up there somwhere. And the whole idea of christianity. But! I don't hate people who are christian. I just don't like it when they push their believes on me. I will never be a christian. Therefore, the idea of an ideal paradise-like heaven seems really funny to me.

And now for the main part. The part where I explain the "upside dosn" thing. Well, we're not really exchanging the positions of anything. At least not litarary. You see, I have a very distinct idea of Hell. There are no "shaitans" there (don't laugh! That's what the dictionary said!). There are only sexy demons there. Mainly males, of course. This is how the Hell should look like. At least that is the Hell my imagination created. 

Now, how the hell does this Hell come into it. Well, that's easy. We simply switch the roles of Hell and heaven. And yes, heaven with small h - intentional! So, waht do we get? We get sexy demons who are the good guys and a manipulative old bastard of a god that might seem to want the best for everyone at first, but in the end, he's just a power-hungry morron that wants to rule the world. 

Think Dumbledore, but more... Omniscent? Yeah, that's it, I guess. 

Okay, so I think I completely lost my original idea by now. I mean, I was interrupted by mom in the middle of writing this! And she wanted a first aid band! Such a stupid thing to lose my idea over...

I think it was supposed to mock christianity, but in the end, I don't really want to mock them, I don't mind them having their believes. I just want to be left out of it. I don't want them to push their believes on me. I will never be a regular visitor of a church. Unless we talk those old and hunted ones that are half abandoned at the edge of a forrest and surrounded by a creepy graveyard. 

So, I guess that the point of this is to say - Believe in wahtever you want, but don't force others to believe in the same thing, if they don't want to.

Please, I would be interested in hearing what you think. I would like to know what you believe in, if anything. And if any of you are obsessesd with slash, do tell!

~See ya.